Friday, August 21, 2009

"If I were a diva, my name would be Ferocia Coutura."

Are you a Project Runway fan? Would you like a Friday afternoon laugh? Then run, don't walk, to Wikiquote's Project Runway page. It's a collection of quotes from the first four seasons (no season five or six yet, unfortunately) that will have you spraying Diet Coke out of your nose onto your keyboard.

Here are a few choice items, in no particular order.

  • Daniel Franco: My name is Daniel Franco and I wish you all bliss.
  • Santino: If Van Gogh had had my personality, he wouldn't have had to cut off his ear.
  • Heidi: When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!' I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!
  • Tim: Andrae . . . look at all this flotsam and jetsam!
  • Elisa: I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts.
  • Robert: (about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress . . . albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.
  • Tim: It's looking very happy hands at home granny circle. It's hippie dippie.
  • Michael Kors: (about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.
Okay, I've got to stop this or I'll be here all day. Now, get over to the Project Runway Wikiquote and enjoy!


  1. Gertie. I was wondering if there was anyone else out there who may watch Project Runway more than I do! I have seasons 2, 3, and 4, and no cable, so I just watch them over, and over, and...over. I have seen Season 3 so many times now that I have some parts memorized! I hit pause, observe, replay, slow-mo it, fast forward, rewind, and watch it over and over and over! It's hi-lar-i-ous--I have caught so many things that an average viewer would never catch, and have completely fallen in love with Jeffrey Sebelia. Great. :D Thanks for sharing the quotes!

  2. Ha! Jennifer, I think you should get season 5 on dvd and take it upon yourself to update wikiquote for that season--there's got to be some gems there, considering it was the season of Kenley!

    Looking at the quote page made me want to go back and watch previous seasons--especially 2. "Where's Andrae?"


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