Here are a few choice items, in no particular order.
- Daniel Franco: My name is Daniel Franco and I wish you all bliss.
- Santino: If Van Gogh had had my personality, he wouldn't have had to cut off his ear.
- Heidi: When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!' I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!
- Tim: Andrae . . . look at all this flotsam and jetsam!
- Elisa: I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts.
- Robert: (about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress . . . albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.
- Tim: It's looking very happy hands at home granny circle. It's hippie dippie.
- Michael Kors: (about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.