Are you a Project Runway fan? Would you like a Friday afternoon laugh? Then run, don't walk, to Wikiquote's Project Runway page. It's a collection of quotes from the first four seasons (no season five or six yet, unfortunately) that will have you spraying Diet Coke out of your nose onto your keyboard.Here are a few choice items, in no particular order.
- Daniel Franco: My name is Daniel Franco and I wish you all bliss.
- Santino: If Van Gogh had had my personality, he wouldn't have had to cut off his ear.
- Heidi: When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!' I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!
- Tim: Andrae . . . look at all this flotsam and jetsam!
- Elisa: I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts.
- Robert: (about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress . . . albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.
- Tim: It's looking very happy hands at home granny circle. It's hippie dippie.
- Michael Kors: (about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.
Gertie. I was wondering if there was anyone else out there who may watch Project Runway more than I do! I have seasons 2, 3, and 4, and no cable, so I just watch them over, and over, and...over. I have seen Season 3 so many times now that I have some parts memorized! I hit pause, observe, replay, slow-mo it, fast forward, rewind, and watch it over and over and over! It's hi-lar-i-ous--I have caught so many things that an average viewer would never catch, and have completely fallen in love with Jeffrey Sebelia. Great. :D Thanks for sharing the quotes!
ReplyDeleteHa! Jennifer, I think you should get season 5 on dvd and take it upon yourself to update wikiquote for that season--there's got to be some gems there, considering it was the season of Kenley!
ReplyDeleteLooking at the quote page made me want to go back and watch previous seasons--especially 2. "Where's Andrae?"